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2022.01.29 10:48 SkoRpo_012 What are the funniest things you or a friend did when drunk as hell?
2022.01.29 10:48 gustavopcarmo Mcmaster-carr catalog
Hi guys. Ever since I saw the Adam savage video where he introduces his catalog I've been dreaming to get my hands on one... Big problem, besides their rarity, is that I live in Europe. Any tips on how I can get a recent print, 126/127/128?
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2022.01.29 10:48 CMGT_4 Now read that again
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2022.01.29 10:48 cos China's ambassador to the U.S. warns of 'military conflict' over Taiwan
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2022.01.29 10:48 seven00290122 First timer here! I want to enroll into CS50 course. Where should I begin from?
2022.01.29 10:48 jemjenk Parody of Pokémon Legend Arceus Reviews
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2022.01.29 10:48 Myrandall Who Broke It?
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2022.01.29 10:48 Lopsided-Film-9173 Anunciado Anime de "Prima Doll"
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2022.01.29 10:48 HoochPandersnatch775 The truth is spoken
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2022.01.29 10:48 ThrowRAgrh554 Is Zlibary as safe as Libgen?
2022.01.29 10:48 roryjbd Match Thread: Sharks vs Stormers
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2022.01.29 10:48 thehomeygrail Bluetooth Speaker, DOSS SoundBox Pro+ Wireless Bluetooth Speaker with 24W Impressive Sound, Booming Bass, IPX5 Waterproof, 15Hrs Playtime, Wireless Stereo Pairing, Mixed Colors Lights, 66 FT - Black $89.99 ->$61.20
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2022.01.29 10:48 allquery Alli Can't Write: A Storybook for Children with Handwriting Difficulties including those with: Dyslexia, Dysgraphia, Dyscalculia, Dyspraxia & ADHD ($9.09 to Free) #Kindle
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2022.01.29 10:48 DeniseKoeva Few hours left to announce who will win free NFT! Upvote and Join Discord from the link below!
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2022.01.29 10:48 Deibiddoc Debug help: ngIf a youtube link, display the video in the card
Hi there! I have a nice set of card columns displaying for a news website with each linked story for each card. I'm trying to make it more jazzy with embedded videos (i.e. youtube - though if there's a scope issue here please don't hesitate to point that out). This being - if there's a youtube story link, to have the actually video embedded in the card itself.
So the code works fine before the if condition..... then it displays nothing really. I'm relying on maybe an overly simplistic ngIf with a condition:
Full code below (though happy to provide more info). Any help? Am I completely on the wrong path here maybe?
2022.01.29 10:48 Akashi_soyu Her name pls
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2022.01.29 10:48 nishinoyuuh Pentagon's Sparkling Night sounds like another song /pos
I listened to Pentagon's Sparkling Night yesterday since i keep seeing it on my fyp recently and i really liked the vibe of the song. The chorus seems really familiar and i swear i heard the exact same melody before but i just can't remember what song :(( Here's the song btw: https://youtu.be/45pn2rtpHHY if anyone wants to help because i really can't get it out of mind
oh and btw i didn't mean to imply this in a negative way :)) i really love sparkling night and i will continue to listen to it on spotify. there's just tons of songs out there that sounds really similar. tysm!
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2022.01.29 10:48 AsmannSharma Microsoft or Bing Shopping ads Conversion Rate
Hello everyone I am thinking to test out Bing or Microsoft shopping ads so, what conversion rate can I expect from there if I am selling Massage Gun worth $100 in USA (Free Shipping and No tax).
I know it depends on a lot more things but any guesses are highly appreciated?
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2022.01.29 10:48 duderuok Sorry to say but you have ligma
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2022.01.29 10:48 Ok-Jicama-8923 Poi si sente anche fiero ahaha
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2022.01.29 10:48 ChanceOk1311 I made a short film based on No More Heroes :)
Heya, new to this reddit. Just wanted to share a project I worked on! Was tasked with making a two minute non dialogue film for university, and decided to base it on No More Heroes. Super happy with how it turned out and would love if any fans wanted to check it out! <3
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2022.01.29 10:48 Betterliving92 I feel bad for my former best friend.
How do I reinforce that we'll never be just friends because of my feelings for her are too strong without sounding bitter and cruel?
Last week my former best friend friend rejected (32F) me (29M) I want something more than friendship but she doesn't therefore it's within my best interest to move on.
It's hard because I still do love her and want her in my life but I cannot do the friendzone anymore my emotions run deeper than that.
She texted me last night sending me a number to call so I can sell my trailer, I told her thanks and she sent a happy face.
I know that's not much and maybe it's my perception but I think she really misses me maybe feeling bad about breaking my heart, the wound is still pretty fresh from that though.
But I must stick to my conviction and move forward unless she wants to date me we cannot be in eachother's lives.
I feel guilty too because I know I hurt her too and I want to be there but I can't.
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2022.01.29 10:48 Gooz63 From Georgia looking for the best tacos.
The best tacos I've had are from my abuela in Mexico so I'm always comparing. The more authentic the better. For some clarity, my dad is Mexican and met my mom in Georgia. Also, I love tacos.
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